May 2013
93 posts
kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
3 tags
Pro tip- when revising, don’t draw on your breasts.
How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on...
boggartsaremyboggarts:
Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.
tom-and-ben:
_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
It was a great time. You will always be in my heart.
ashestoashesjc:
i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from
to
amexicanwithamustache:
motherstrickle:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
me: does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right
me: I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors
me: should this be on overlay or soft light
me: 75% OR 74% OPACITY
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audreyii-fic:
padalacki:
padalacki:
padalacki:
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who
you also should watch sherlock
supernatural toooo-oooo
j-e-s-s-i-e-g-i-r-l:
So me and my family when’t to see the new Star Trek film today and as we came out the cinema I asked my mum if she was now part of the Cumber collective to which she replied ‘you mean that Benedict Cabbage Patch fellow?’. I laughed so much I spit my drink on the person walking in front of me.
2013 Summer Exam season in the UK formally starts...
things-larry-cant:
yourhogwartsletter:
karenandthababes:
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today
#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative
#the only thing...
: A million out of a thousand people on Tumblr →
fahbraccini:
maniacal-artist:
will be offended by THIS post.
I AM VERY OFFENDED BY YOUR TRICKERY! I THOUGHT THE “THIS” WAS A LINK, BUT IT WASN’T! YOU LIYING LIAR! NOW THAT I’M OFFENDED I’LL BE SUPER MAD AND MAKE A HUGE TEXTPOST COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT TRICK OTHERS WITH…
Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know...
kosherart:
aliceinbaconland:
mech-tech:
reblogthings:
that is a sad number of reblogs
IT HAS NOT BEEN SO LONG SINCE THESE COME ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS AND HAVE USED IT. I AM OLD COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE TUMBLR USER.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have to take a nap before 4pm dinner is announced. It’s oatmeal day. MY FAVORITE.
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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the...
xdominoe:
loki-is-our-god:
castiel-homo-of-the-lord:
vorticity007:
zombieirish:
-Waterbending
-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a...
jenedict-cumber-batch:
koalinmorgan:
shakespeares-sisters:
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
like….
same
imgonnariverdance:
IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
welcometoellaytown:
egberts:
egberts:
why cant you surf microwaves
because theyre too small
THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET
elliegalaxies:
PANIC!
elliegalaxies:
at the disco
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
tea-and-tumblr:
deathbycas:
oncomingbeth:
mrthorinton:
youmeatpurgatory:
improbablenormality:
1chainz:
boomitsnialler:
take a deep breath and repeat after me:
i am not a letter grade
i am not a gpa
i am not a statistic
i am not just a student
i am good at something
i am more than what an institution tells me i am
i am legend
i am iron man
i am the monster parents tell...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
gaybabyjail:
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
myreasonstofangirl:
struttinglikeapotter:
hermionejg:
fishingboatproceeds:
Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
except quidditch
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John green
